Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Pa-Pa-Pants Man is NOT CLEAR!

I don't know how to set this one up, other than stick through with it. It gets weirder (and better) as it goes along:

Oh, and this one is also from Japan, but it's a totally weird game show. I saw a clip of this on CNN the other day:

Mistaken Identity

My phone bleeped and buzzed last night around 11pm. It was a text from my sister. It read, "Stu, ya jerk!" I had no idea what it meant and assumed it was a mistake - a text she meant to send to someone else. So, I sent back a confused, "What?"

"Whatever, Stu," she replied. I was thrown for a loss.

Then, John, my brother-in-law called me. Before I even said hello, he said, "I have to apologize for the texts..." Apparently, pictures of their dog, Winston, had been posted as a "dog of the day" on luvmutt.com.

Someone, named "Stu" made this sarcastic comment:

"I hope Winston hasn't been neutered, because this page proves he's the last hope to carry on the family line."

Both Erin and John assumed it was me cracking a joke, and John retaliated by posting the following comments on my last blog post:

At 8/27/2007 11:22 PM, Anonymous said...

This blog is so lame. I sure hope whoever writes this crap doesn't quit his dayjob as an accountant or something...
(Ed. Note: John is an accountant. Insert your own joke here.)

At 8/27/2007 11:28 PM, Stu said...

hey everybody, my blog is so cool...what happens if i move? live from mount pleasant ave?
(Ed. note: Mt. Pleasant Ave. was the first street I lived on)

The only problem: I wasn't the guy who posted as "Stu." I hadn't been home all night. Apparently, John forgot he sent the link to a friend whose last name is "Stewart" and goes by "Stu." And I guess this "Stu" also cracks jokes.

John asked me to delete the comments that he wrote on this blog as a response. I did. He felt really bad. But I never promised that I wouldn't post them.

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Now That's Just Smart

I've been a bit busy lately to sit and write anything, so instead, I'll just post this video of Miss Teen South Carolina sounding brilliant. So brilliant, in fact, that I can't even understand how she got from point A to point B:

Thursday, August 09, 2007

Aww, Nuts!

Someone at the office just sent me a link to a video of a crazy game show from Japan (What other kind is there?) It is worth seeing:

And it reminded me of the end of this old SNL sketch where Chris Farley ends up in the crazy game show in Japan. If you haven't seen it, you'll know what I mean when you get to 5:50 in the video:


I was deep asleep last night, when I woke up to our apartment shaking and moving. Heather asked me, "Is that the cat?"

"No," I said. "The cat can't make earthquakes."

I then shrugged off the moment and went back to sleep.

(Editor's note: the exchange between Heather and I was slightly re-written for humor purposes)