I sent this email to Found Magazine today - true story:
One of my co-workers found a wadded up piece of paper in the parking lot outside of our office. Luckily, we opened it up instead of throwing it away.
What looks like a long letter is actually a really bad gangsta rap. I mean, every rap cliche is in it: guns, killing, weed, '64 Impala, bad grammar.
I'm assuming this aspiring rapper decided this was a B-side instead of a hit, and decided to ditch it.
Click on it to read - it is genius: